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Offline brissydave

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octopus joke
« on: September 17, 2009, 07:32:14 AM »
Guy walks into a bar with an octopus, tells the bartender, "hey, hire me, my talking octopus will bring in customers!". Bartender says, "big deal, talking animals, we've had talking horses, dogs, fish, birds...get out of here with your stupid octopus." Guy says, "but wait, my octopus can play any instrument like a virtuoso". Bar tender points to piano, says "let's see him do something on the keyboard." Octopus goes over to piano, starts playing with eight arms, sounds like four concert pianists jamming. Bar tender yells over to live band, to bring over a guitar. Octopus plays incredible music, sounds like three guitar masters playing. Bartender says, give him a trumpet, octopus plays jazz with blinding fury over six octave range. Scotsman over in the corner says "'old on just a minute, let's us see 'im do somethin' wi' me bagpipes". Scotsman hands over his pipes to the octopus. Octopus coils and flops and grabs all over the bagpipes, nothing coming out but occasional off key honks and burps and toots. Bartender says "haha, look at him flounder, he doesn't know how to play those". Octopus looks up from his struggles and says "play it?, as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off, I'm gonna Fark it!"

sorry..couldn't resist.
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Offline warvet

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Re: octopus joke
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2009, 07:58:03 AM »
Nice LOL  ;D ;D
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Re: octopus joke
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2009, 08:15:31 AM »
LMFAO!!!!! I love it  :)   Thanks for posting...
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Offline ETomlin

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Re: octopus joke
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2009, 09:52:48 AM »
Dudes, Im laughing so hard right now. That's a course joke fer ya, but fair play to ye!

Tears in my eyes.
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