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Offline warvet

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Funny Stuff
« on: April 19, 2010, 02:20:42 AM »
Thought you guys might get a laugh :)

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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2010, 07:24:12 AM »
haha   ;D not bad
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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2010, 08:22:04 AM »
I thought it was an eye test.  :o

The site resizes pictures so small I can't read it on a 22" monitor.
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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2010, 08:54:09 PM »
 pretty good one, guess he knows his place in life now!     . . . eye test, well I read it . . without glasses . . but barely . . age is creeping up on me!     :idiot:
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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2010, 10:08:44 PM »
I have to confess, these old eyes needed to get the reading glasses on to see it...then I saw the link for a larger version. Go figure... :P
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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2012, 03:53:56 PM »
Bumping an old, but GOOD thread with an addendum story:

The newly wed husband thought he should "set the standard" - so to speak - from the beginning. He told his wife:
"If I'm going out with the guys for beers after work, I don't wanna hear anything about it. I'm coming home when I'm coming home. I drink all the beer I want to, and I stay out as long as I want. Is that clear?"
"Yes", the wife replied - "but you should know that I am going to have wild sex in our bed every evening between 19:00 and 23:00 - whether you're there or not!"

What's a man to do? :D

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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2012, 06:23:14 PM »
Here's one from the FDS Open House:
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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2012, 06:57:01 PM »
That cartoon it so cute but what if the wife has her own Sim? Something faster and with more Power?

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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2012, 07:12:16 PM »
How funny indeed, I am in the rear office...uh, meaning lav and just read this like the sometime Simlady just did without each of us knowing it...talk about being connected. I think our minds work like the first side of the image at the same time, but replace the cute little heart with two simulators in love...lol. Although, mine would be the big, older, slower 737 and hers the hot, fast, younger and with more power F16 flying circles around me, but then again, that reflects who we really are in life exactly.

:huh:

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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2012, 07:14:17 PM »
In a couple Power is not the issue
Gliding distance is ! :D
My ratio in that matter is 1:0 :laugh:
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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2012, 07:15:56 PM »
Now Jack, you may have just hit powerful turbulence, as Simlady dreams in power modes, so look out for the missles from her...lol.

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Re: Funny Stuff
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2012, 07:28:30 PM »
Actually , my TCAS is really effective, fine tuned over  debriefing  many relationship crashes ! :laugh:



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