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SIGNS YOU'VE CHOSEN A NO-FRILLS AIRLINE

~ Instead of a Sky Cap, the pilot carries your luggage to the plane.

~ You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change.

~ Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.

~ The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.

~ The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.

~ No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.

~ All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.