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Lounge => Jokes and Folk Tales => Topic started by: simlady/ Karen on October 18, 2011, 03:25:00 PM
SIGNS YOU'VE CHOSEN A NO-FRILLS AIRLINE
~ Instead of a Sky Cap, the pilot carries your luggage to the plane.
~ You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change.
~ Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.
~ The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.
~ The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.
~ No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.
~ All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.