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Title: TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOUR INTERNET CONNECTION IS A LITTLE SLOW
Post by: simlady/ Karen on February 22, 2012, 05:59:44 PM

TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOUR INTERNET CONNECTION IS A LITTLE SLOW

1. Text on webpages display as Morse Code

2. Graphics arrive via FedEx

3. You believe a heavier string might improve your connection

4. You post a message to your favorite Facebook group and it displays a week later

5. Your credit card expires while ordering from Amazon

6. ESPN website exhibits "Heisman Trophy Winner"...for 1989

7. You're still in the middle of downloading that popular new game, "PacMan"

8. Everyone you talk to on the Skype sounds like Forrest Gump

9. You receive emails with stamps on them

10. When you click the "Send" button, a little door opens on the side of your monitor and a pigeon flies out.

Title: Re: TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOUR INTERNET CONNECTION IS A LITTLE SLOW
Post by: Trevor Hale on February 23, 2012, 04:14:54 AM

LOL. Hilarious.. Nicely done!

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Lounge => Jokes and Folk Tales => Topic started by: simlady/ Karen on February 22, 2012, 05:59:44 PM