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Lounge => Jokes and Folk Tales => Topic started by: warvet on April 18, 2010, 10:20:42 PM

Title: Funny Stuff
Post by: warvet on April 18, 2010, 10:20:42 PM
Thought you guys might get a laugh :)

Tim
Title: Re: Funny Stuff
Post by: xxilim on April 19, 2010, 03:24:12 AM
haha   ;D not bad
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Post by: Boeing Skunk Works on April 19, 2010, 04:22:04 AM
I thought it was an eye test.  :o

The site resizes pictures so small I can't read it on a 22" monitor.
Title: Re: Funny Stuff
Post by: shaneb on April 19, 2010, 04:54:09 PM
 pretty good one, guess he knows his place in life now!     . . . eye test, well I read it . . without glasses . . but barely . . age is creeping up on me!     :idiot:
Title: Re: Funny Stuff
Post by: Boeing Skunk Works on April 19, 2010, 06:08:44 PM
I have to confess, these old eyes needed to get the reading glasses on to see it...then I saw the link for a larger version. Go figure... :P
Title: Re: Funny Stuff
Post by: vidarf on June 13, 2012, 11:53:56 AM
Bumping an old, but GOOD thread with an addendum story:

The newly wed husband thought he should "set the standard" - so to speak - from the beginning. He told his wife:
"If I'm going out with the guys for beers after work, I don't wanna hear anything about it. I'm coming home when I'm coming home. I drink all the beer I want to, and I stay out as long as I want. Is that clear?"
"Yes", the wife replied - "but you should know that I am going to have wild sex in our bed every evening between 19:00 and 23:00 - whether you're there or not!"

What's a man to do? :D
Title: Re: Funny Stuff
Post by: Jetcos on June 13, 2012, 02:23:14 PM
Here's one from the FDS Open House:
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Post by: simlady/ Karen on June 13, 2012, 02:57:01 PM
That cartoon it so cute but what if the wife has her own Sim? Something faster and with more Power?

:D

Title: Re: Funny Stuff
Post by: blueskydriver on June 13, 2012, 03:12:16 PM
How funny indeed, I am in the rear office...uh, meaning lav and just read this like the sometime Simlady just did without each of us knowing it...talk about being connected. I think our minds work like the first side of the image at the same time, but replace the cute little heart with two simulators in love...lol. Although, mine would be the big, older, slower 737 and hers the hot, fast, younger and with more power F16 flying circles around me, but then again, that reflects who we really are in life exactly.

:huh:

BSD
Title: Re: Funny Stuff
Post by: jackpilot on June 13, 2012, 03:14:17 PM
In a couple Power is not the issue
Gliding distance is ! :D
My ratio in that matter is 1:0 :laugh:
Title: Re: Funny Stuff
Post by: blueskydriver on June 13, 2012, 03:15:56 PM
Now Jack, you may have just hit powerful turbulence, as Simlady dreams in power modes, so look out for the missles from her...lol.

:idiot:

BSD
Title: Re: Funny Stuff
Post by: jackpilot on June 13, 2012, 03:28:30 PM
Actually , my TCAS is really effective, fine tuned over  debriefing  many relationship crashes ! :laugh: