Best email ever...

[ivar hestnes]

As many of you know, I sell warpalizer at discounted price. So I do get some interesting emails now and then. But today I got the absolutely best one. I just have to share this one with you guys   

Hi there...

Do you have the warpalizer??? software..
Do you know a free sofware to edge blending projectors?
Any Cracker?

Thanks!!!!!!!


Please Help me!!!

[Trevor Hale]

OMG Hilarious..  Apparently they don't know that your a distributer LMFAO. I would love to see the email response you submitted back to them LOL. Some people just don't know when to quit.

Funny. 

[Maurice]

Sell him a box of Crackers at a discounted price 

Maurice

[XOrionFE]

Sell him a box of Crackers at a discounted price 

Maurice

Common Maurice...admit it....it was you!!! Wasnt it???      Fess up!

[ivar hestnes]

hahah, yes it was really hilarious.

I wrote him a reply saying that I work for a company MAKING and SELLING this software. Then I politely asked him if he was stupid 

Could defo sent him a cracker. Wish I thought of that. Wish I could attach a virus or something to him, lol. But my abilities is limited to receive viruses... 

[Efe]

Ivar I wish you wouldn't reveal our correspondences to everyone on the forum. I sent that e-mail for you to read and not for you to share online with others.








And I still haven't received any crackers. It has been 2 months since you told me you would send them...

[ivar hestnes]

I am so sorry Efe... I could not resist.
heheheh, I can send you a new cracker Efe 

In a way I feel sorry for the clown sending me this email... He must feel kind of stupid. But... if someone wants to do things that should be "below the radar"... make sure you know the person you are communicating with...

Like sending an email to the police and ask for advice for how to rob the local bank...

[Efe]

Lol. Probably no one here knows that I work in event organization; trade shows, conferences, tournaments, promos, etc. Once me and a couple of other organization staff were leaving this high security jewelry exhibition that we were organizing. Someone came up to us and asked if we were going to return. When we asked him why, he stated that he was curious and wanted to see the trade show but that they weren't letting him in because he didn't have a visitor badge. We asked if he was in the jewelry sector and he said he worked in the industrial field. You should've seen the look on his face and how quickly he left the scene when we pulled out the badges that he was asking us to give him and in big bold letters it said ORGANIZER on them.

[ivar hestnes]

thats a good one Efe. Some situations are really funny. Some moment you just wish was recorded on video.

Next time I get questions about cracks, I will reply with a picture of an elephant crack 

[Efe]

Here's another one, much more recent. Me and the wife are members of a local gym, rather posh place but really small number of parking spaces available and even more so now that summer is getting closer. A lot of idiots who think they are the only smart people around tend to park in front of fire hydrants, on top of plastic beams that are meant to relay to people that you shouldn't park there, and pretty much any place that they can leave their car. This usually creates havoc in the parking lot, as you can barely have two way traffic (the parking lot is crescent shaped with entry and exit at only one end so you have to do a U-turn at the far end if you don't find parking) when people park normally let alone when they park in a way to leave only one lane functioning.

Last week I was waiting for the wife to get out of the changing rooms at the gym when this furious male member came to the front desk and requested to talk to someone from Customer Relations. When the lady came, he went on to complain about how he had parked in a location that wasn't designated parking but that allegedly didn't block anyone from getting their cars out and someone (probably female, judging by the color and handwriting) had had the nerve  to put his wipers up and leave two pink post-its repeatedly calling him an oaf (direct translation "ox" as in the animal) and saying "God damn you...". Meanwhile the CR girl is trying to calm him down, going with his flow and telling him how its not possible to control everyones actions and unfoturnately some members feel doing this is justifiable and basically just putting down whoever wrote the note so the guy will calm down and not cancel his membership.

So finally the guy leaves and by that time my wife was already there and listening so I go up to the CR girl and she politely said hello. I pointed to the notes in her hand and said "I wrote those", and the look on her face as she realized she had just gotten stuck between a rock and a pretty hard place was priceless. Of course I gave her a few seconds before I told her I was just kidding...

The worse thing you can do to a PR person... 

[Trevor Hale]

Thats pretty funny too.  Some neat stories out there.