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• My 777 'Hangar' by jackpilot
  [Today at 06:48:45 AM]
• Boeing 747-200 build by jackpilot
  [September 15, 2026, 09:31:19 AM]
• WF 2026 by KyleH
  [September 10, 2026, 06:25:05 AM]
• 738 Throttle by airforce61
  [September 02, 2026, 03:02:17 AM]
• Looking for Cpflight items by kattz
  [August 26, 2026, 05:55:42 AM]
• Newbie to 3D Printing by icmc
  [August 17, 2026, 05:49:20 AM]
• Farewell to my 737-800 Sim by jackpilot
  [August 11, 2026, 06:57:44 AM]
• Custom STM32 Controller for Home Cockpits – Auto-detect Encoders, No Coding Need by dcspit
  [July 28, 2026, 06:28:07 AM]
• Waiting for key by qlj
  [July 05, 2026, 02:50:22 AM]
• FFairLink MSFS. Communicatons with arduino/teensy etc by _alioth_
  [June 23, 2026, 12:07:39 PM]
• Can anyone identify this module by navymustang
  [April 16, 2026, 05:10:32 PM]
• Building a Circuit Breaker panel. Cessna 172 digital. by fsaviator
  [March 17, 2026, 05:09:29 AM]
• World Flight Routes by Ed
  [March 06, 2026, 02:24:22 AM]
• Strange blaster Z issue.. by Mach7
  [March 04, 2026, 11:59:52 AM]
• Help with two issues in my cockpit by fsaviator
  [March 02, 2026, 08:28:20 AM]
• Not new here.... but I've been gone a long time by fsaviator
  [March 01, 2026, 12:33:17 PM]
• CAD for B737 NG by fsaviator
  [February 28, 2026, 11:46:32 AM]
• FDS Users Forum by Ed
  [January 29, 2026, 06:28:29 AM]
• FSC Throttle Quadrant Driver V3.0 by PAA511
  [January 22, 2026, 01:16:16 PM]
• Projectors or screens? by PAA511
  [January 22, 2026, 10:49:39 AM]
• FSBUS cards to run in xplane12 by operaudio
  [January 08, 2026, 02:01:51 PM]
• Rotary encoder detent or non detent by jackpilot
  [January 04, 2026, 04:47:55 AM]
• King Air 350 - Dimensions and Panel Question by jackpilot
  [December 28, 2025, 07:21:48 AM]
• MCP for FS9 by Mach7
  [December 14, 2025, 04:56:04 AM]
• Remote Internet Access to X-Plane by wbogan
  [November 27, 2025, 04:57:45 AM]
• Been a while… by MLeavy737
  [November 18, 2025, 03:47:21 AM]
• Someone is stealing credit for Matt's 747 project... by Trevor Hale
  [November 07, 2025, 08:12:15 AM]
• After some advice re turboprop twin models by nicd
  [October 28, 2025, 03:06:32 PM]
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  [August 16, 2025, 03:44:28 PM]
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  [August 03, 2025, 06:34:55 AM]
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  [August 03, 2025, 06:33:33 AM]
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  [July 13, 2025, 07:11:46 AM]
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  [July 12, 2025, 12:27:11 AM]
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  [June 11, 2025, 08:34:40 AM]
• iStation v3.57 released !!! by luisgordo
  [May 11, 2025, 12:02:35 PM]
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  [May 11, 2025, 04:22:05 AM]
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  [April 24, 2025, 12:38:31 PM]
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  [April 04, 2025, 07:49:31 AM]
• FDS Clock Help by tkellogg
  [February 07, 2025, 06:09:28 AM]
• CDU setup and installation by tkellogg
  [January 11, 2025, 06:49:39 PM]
• iStation v 3.56 released ! by luisgordo
  [December 26, 2024, 11:30:46 AM]
• Happy Holidays by Trevor Hale
  [December 22, 2024, 08:34:12 AM]
• MSFS 2024 - First Impressions by jackpilot
  [December 11, 2024, 05:25:38 AM]
• Lower EICAS monitor sideways by ScottThePilot
  [December 06, 2024, 08:49:23 PM]
• Project Magenta Reinstall by ScottThePilot
  [December 06, 2024, 07:01:10 PM]
• New to the site by jackpilot
  [November 27, 2024, 04:59:18 AM]
• Waiting for Instructor Station key code by Pantu
  [November 17, 2024, 04:19:21 AM]
• Version 3.55 released ! by luisgordo
  [November 16, 2024, 10:06:51 AM]
• Greetings from a Fellow Fan with Tons of Hobbies by Trevor Hale
  [November 06, 2024, 06:33:31 PM]
• What have you done for your simulator today? by sagrada737
  [October 24, 2024, 06:30:15 PM]

The Old Pilot

Started by bernard S

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Views: 18,799

May 18, 2022, 01:37:16 PM
by bernard S

HAPPY HALLOWEEN CB!

Started by blueskydriver

Replies: 0
Views: 8,452

October 31, 2020, 02:44:42 AM
by blueskydriver

DIY WIFE TRAINING!

Started by blueskydriver

Replies: 2
Views: 15,504

June 12, 2020, 07:16:47 PM
by FredK

Christmas 2019! What flight simulator/real pilot gift did you get?

Started by blueskydriver

Replies: 3
Views: 11,852

December 27, 2019, 05:41:35 PM
by blueskydriver

The Ghost of Maurice...OMG!

Started by blueskydriver

Replies: 0
Views: 7,932

March 21, 2018, 05:41:16 PM
by blueskydriver

8th Year Anniversary!

Started by blueskydriver

Replies: 1
Views: 7,022

February 22, 2018, 03:41:14 AM
by jackpilot

Happy Birthday Simlady/Karen!!!

Started by blueskydriver

Replies: 6
Views: 10,653

May 29, 2017, 08:29:43 AM
by flymo

A tongue-in cheek blog by a 737 Pilot

Started by fsaviator

Replies: 0
Views: 7,253

June 02, 2016, 12:01:07 PM
by fsaviator

Fastest guys on the block

Started by milezee

Replies: 3
Views: 8,760

November 25, 2015, 05:01:02 AM
by Kai Chatfield

Air New Zealands "Epic" safety video

Started by milezee

Replies: 0
Views: 7,628

October 25, 2014, 11:37:06 PM
by milezee

I thought this was kind funny, Had to share

Started by TomAnderson

Replies: 1
Views: 7,805

March 17, 2014, 01:31:02 PM
by herculespilot

maintainance humor

Started by milezee

Replies: 0
Views: 7,324

December 19, 2013, 07:10:50 AM
by milezee

Night Before Christmas (Right Now)!

Started by blueskydriver

Replies: 1
Views: 8,116

December 25, 2012, 02:46:31 AM
by Trevor Hale

I'm puzzled - what is this switch REALLY doing?

Started by vidarf

Replies: 4
Views: 9,429

June 30, 2012, 01:02:31 AM
by vidarf

Funny Stuff

Started by warvet

Replies: 11
Views: 16,537

June 13, 2012, 03:28:30 PM
by jackpilot

Ode of the smell of you!

Started by blueskydriver

Replies: 3
Views: 9,507

April 14, 2012, 08:08:04 AM
by Maurice

TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOUR INTERNET CONNECTION IS A LITTLE SLOW

Started by simlady/ Karen

Replies: 1
Views: 8,368

February 23, 2012, 04:14:54 AM
by Trevor Hale

A Tool Guide for those new to Cockpit Building

Started by Tom_G_2010

Replies: 8
Views: 11,992

December 10, 2011, 10:20:48 AM
by Drewsta

SIGNS YOU'VE CHOSEN A NO-FRILLS AIRLINE

Started by simlady/ Karen

Replies: 0
Views: 7,794

October 18, 2011, 03:25:00 PM
by simlady/ Karen

Great health tip

Started by jackpilot

Replies: 1
Views: 8,100

May 10, 2011, 09:33:05 AM
by shaneb

POST 2 BUILDERS BEWARE

Started by jackpilot

Replies: 5
Views: 12,315

April 25, 2011, 11:42:14 AM
by jackpilot

Nice Photo

Started by andarlite

Replies: 1
Views: 11,060

April 30, 2010, 08:40:00 AM
by ivar hestnes

POST 1 BUILDERS BEWARE

Started by jackpilot

Replies: 0
Views: 9,786

March 25, 2010, 04:57:38 AM
by jackpilot

IVAR...next step

Started by jackpilot

Replies: 5
Views: 12,882

March 18, 2010, 09:49:38 AM
by ivar hestnes

Twas the night before Pushback!

Started by Trevor Hale

Replies: 8
Views: 13,893

November 29, 2009, 10:01:18 AM
by jackpilot

Flight Attendant

Started by Tracy Hale

Replies: 4
Views: 14,448

October 01, 2009, 11:29:54 AM
by Boeing Skunk Works

How to solve credit crisis.

Started by jackpilot

Replies: 0
Views: 13,282

September 20, 2009, 07:08:19 AM
by jackpilot

on a warm summers evenin'.

Started by brissydave

Replies: 5
Views: 15,495

September 19, 2009, 04:57:14 AM
by warvet

octopus joke

Started by brissydave

Replies: 3
Views: 14,340

September 17, 2009, 05:52:48 AM
by ETomlin

Joke

Started by warvet

Replies: 0
Views: 14,701

September 12, 2009, 01:33:20 AM
by warvet