on a warm summers evenin'.

[brissydave]

just one story of the many adventures of dave from oz....

We had this Christmas/awards party on at work...so i went to the shops a few days earlier to get some new jeans, shoes and a flashy new shirt etc... all up cost was like 350 bucks.

Five in the Arv..started having a few beers and then got a taste for my old uncle...uncle jack.(Daniels)

Went to the local business awards night and it was free wine and beer, so we got right into the "chateau de cardboard headache".

Woke up the next morning in the back yard cuddling our rather large and hairy wolfhound cross canine friend. All my clothes were ripped and covered in mud, it was the middle of summer and the heat from the concrete i was laying on was unbearable. the dog had a big grin because he had been licking my face all morning. it was about eight in the morning and already 32 degrees Celsius.

I slowly came too and as i opened my eyes a rather large blow fly lazily flew out of my mouth...obviously, me waking had disturbed him from his detailed exploration of my tonsils.

After inquiring with friends it seems that for some reason i didn't feel like paying the taxi driver on arriving home that night, and preferred to make my exit via a short dash through a barbed wire fence and neck deep swamp to gain access to my residence.

clothes 350 bucks.
taxi fare was only 15 bucks....grrrr

wtf?

[warvet]

Ok Tell us the Octopus one again again Dave lol
jkin Mate.
Tim
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[brissydave]

i know ...sorry mate....it was all i could come up with.

when the forum said "folks tales" i thought id make myself right at home and get a bit of a "blokes thread" going.

kinda like "the man show" except we don't have girls on trampolines.

anyone from Canada remember the red green show?

[warvet]

Unfortunately Yes Dave lol. That show was just a little too over the top for me though mate.

Tim
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[brissydave]

well tim,

better stories...

come to think of it, there was this one time that two identical twin blondes tried to pick me up from this seedy as fark bar.

they were waving and giggling and trying to get me to come over , but i couldn't hear them properly...so i strolled over.

so....i idle up next to them at the bar and the nearest one says "ya wanna come home and jump in our spa with both of us?"...which translates into "I like the cut of your jib sir, would you accompany us to our place of abode to partake in some frivolous mating activities?"

my dreams had come true...twins!... blonde twins!!!....willing blonde twins!!!

only problem was...they were both two hundred pounds each if they were an ounce.

ill tell the story of the Japanese girl with one leg tomorrow.

[warvet]

YOU CRAZY ASSED AUSSIE!

Tim
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